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Serial Experiments Lain 
 1.167     21.584 ATC    5
#11
26 Jan 18
¿Por qué el pato cruzó la calle? ???
Para estar al otro lado. 

jajajajaja
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Ghost in the Sell 
 271     2.205 ATC  
#12
01 Feb 18
primer acto: un pato pidiendo limosna
segundo acto: el mismo pato pidiendo limosna
tercer acto: una vez mas, el mismo pato pidiendo limosna.

¿Como se llama la obra?
El pato limosnero.
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Merci, Rin. :B
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Studios Ghibli  Suikoden
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#13
01 Feb 18
Qué hace un pato cuando se cae?

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           Arigato FaruNya!
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Death Note  The Legend of Zelda
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#14
01 Feb 18
primer acto sale un pato 
segundo acto sale una fanta naranja 
terceracto sale los dos juntos 

como se llamo la obra???
pato a la naranja xD
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Te otorgo hoy, Ari de GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, oficialmente, y de forma precoz, el poder absoluto sexual.
Esto quiere decir, que desde ahora y pa' delante, te haces una Esperanza Gomez mexicana. Cualquier hombre caerá a tus pies o caerá de chones si preferís tú clavarles algo. Este poder dura solo hasta la media noche y/o hasta agotar stock. Agitese antes de usar. No aplicar directamente a los ojos.
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Code Geass  Final Fantasy
 1.033     9.792 ATC    1
#15
02 Feb 18
@Gintoki muy top mezclar los patos con ese grandioso juego.
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¡Click abajo para acceder al club de cine!
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Serial Experiments Lain 
 1.167     21.584 ATC    5
#16
02 Feb 18
¿Que hace un pato con una pata?

Cojea
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Elfen Lied  Devil May Cry
 1.175     61.282 ATC  
#17
04 Jul 18
¿Cómo se llama el hijo de un pato y un oso?

Patoso.
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Facebook  Instagram 
 281     3.748 ATC  
#18
04 Jul 18
Los patos comen con la pata.
Los pollos comen con la...
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Death Note  The Legend of Zelda
 5.663     57.749 ATC  
#19
04 Jul 18
como se llama el pato mas rico del mindo ???

rico macpato XD
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Don Ruge de la Grrr dijo:
Te otorgo hoy, Ari de GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, oficialmente, y de forma precoz, el poder absoluto sexual.
Esto quiere decir, que desde ahora y pa' delante, te haces una Esperanza Gomez mexicana. Cualquier hombre caerá a tus pies o caerá de chones si preferís tú clavarles algo. Este poder dura solo hasta la media noche y/o hasta agotar stock. Agitese antes de usar. No aplicar directamente a los ojos.
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