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14 Jul 15
supe que iba a reprobar matematicas cuando al profesor decir 
- tomemos un epsilon menor que 37
y todos comenzaron a reir






es un chiste muy pero que muy malo -.- hasta para los matematicos
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Don Ruge de la Grrr dijo:
Te otorgo hoy, Ari de GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, oficialmente, y de forma precoz, el poder absoluto sexual.
Esto quiere decir, que desde ahora y pa' delante, te haces una Esperanza Gomez mexicana. Cualquier hombre caerá a tus pies o caerá de chones si preferís tú clavarles algo. Este poder dura solo hasta la media noche y/o hasta agotar stock. Agitese antes de usar. No aplicar directamente a los ojos.

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gracias a Rey Lince
17 Jul 15
- Soy bidente.

- ¿Puedes ver el futuro?
- No, sólo tengo dos dientes
- ¿Eres idiota?
- No, soy un conejo

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
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21 Jul 15
Riiiiiiing, riiiiiiiiiiing
- ¿Si?
- ¡Doctor, doctor, mi mujer está a punto de dar a luz!
- ¿Es su primer hijo?
- No, soy su marido.
21 Jul 15
papa papa  ya no quiero conocer a mi bisabuelo  Confundido

callate y sige cabando  :thumbdown:


XD es malito 
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Don Ruge de la Grrr dijo:
Te otorgo hoy, Ari de GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, oficialmente, y de forma precoz, el poder absoluto sexual.
Esto quiere decir, que desde ahora y pa' delante, te haces una Esperanza Gomez mexicana. Cualquier hombre caerá a tus pies o caerá de chones si preferís tú clavarles algo. Este poder dura solo hasta la media noche y/o hasta agotar stock. Agitese antes de usar. No aplicar directamente a los ojos.

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gracias a Rey Lince
22 Jul 15
Pero que malo.  :lol:

- ¿Sabe? Soy vidente y por 10 euros le digo su futuro.
- ¿10 euros? OK.
- Yo seré vidente, tú serás vidente, él será vidente...
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24 Jul 15
- ¿Qué hace? ¡Señora, bájese de mis hombros!
- Al quinto, por favor.
- Asesor, señora. SOY UN ASESOR
24 Jul 15 Ruru-Gator
- Doctor, ¿qué puedo hacer para que este año mi mujer no se quede embarazada en vacaciones?
- Llévesela con usted.





- Doctor, doctor, ¿qué puedo hacer para que me hijo no se mee en la cama?
- Que duerma en el baño.
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24 Jul 15
era un hombre tan pequeño tan pequeño tan pequeño tan pequeño que 
si se subia los calcetines ya no veia  XD
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Don Ruge de la Grrr dijo:
Te otorgo hoy, Ari de GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, oficialmente, y de forma precoz, el poder absoluto sexual.
Esto quiere decir, que desde ahora y pa' delante, te haces una Esperanza Gomez mexicana. Cualquier hombre caerá a tus pies o caerá de chones si preferís tú clavarles algo. Este poder dura solo hasta la media noche y/o hasta agotar stock. Agitese antes de usar. No aplicar directamente a los ojos.

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gracias a Rey Lince
26 Jul 15
Se encuentran dos y uno le dice al otro:

- Por fin he encontrado trabajo!
- ¿Dónde?
- En Santiago
- ¿De qué?
- De Compostela
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26 Jul 15
era una chica tan fea tan fea tan fea que en vez de tener menstruacion tenia mounstruacion XD
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Don Ruge de la Grrr dijo:
Te otorgo hoy, Ari de GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, oficialmente, y de forma precoz, el poder absoluto sexual.
Esto quiere decir, que desde ahora y pa' delante, te haces una Esperanza Gomez mexicana. Cualquier hombre caerá a tus pies o caerá de chones si preferís tú clavarles algo. Este poder dura solo hasta la media noche y/o hasta agotar stock. Agitese antes de usar. No aplicar directamente a los ojos.

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gracias a Rey Lince
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