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#1
01 Nov 18
Buenas, estoy sentada en el sofá y tengo a mi perro sobre mis piernas, durmiendo la siesta. El perro es un cruce de rottweiler y pastor australiano así que podéis imaginar lo que pesa. La cosa es que está muy mono dormido y da calorcita pero se me quedan dormidas las piernas y molestan.

¿Qué hago? necesito soluciones urgentes YA
#2
01 Nov 18
Usa un gato para quitártelo, da igual la acepción que uses de la palabra gato, tú usa al gato.
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La fantasía se nutre de nuestros sueños, mientras sigamos soñando la fantasía pervivirá.
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#3
01 Nov 18
Pero yo no tengo gato, y si nos referimos al otro gato me parece muy zoofilico todo
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#4
01 Nov 18
lamento decirte que tendran que amputarte las piernas XD si el chucho esta agusto  que ahi se quede xD
sacrilegio mover a un perrito dormido XD

y si no quieres merecer tal honor ... picale la rabadilla xD
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Don Ruge de la Grrr dijo:
Te otorgo hoy, Ari de GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, oficialmente, y de forma precoz, el poder absoluto sexual.
Esto quiere decir, que desde ahora y pa' delante, te haces una Esperanza Gomez mexicana. Cualquier hombre caerá a tus pies o caerá de chones si preferís tú clavarles algo. Este poder dura solo hasta la media noche y/o hasta agotar stock. Agitese antes de usar. No aplicar directamente a los ojos.

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gracias a Rey Lince
#5
01 Nov 18
Sigue en mis piernas. La cosa es que no quiero que se despierte ni se mueva, pero es que ya no siento las piernas xD
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#6
01 Nov 18
tu unica salida es  quedar paralitico  con honor XD
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Don Ruge de la Grrr dijo:
Te otorgo hoy, Ari de GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, oficialmente, y de forma precoz, el poder absoluto sexual.
Esto quiere decir, que desde ahora y pa' delante, te haces una Esperanza Gomez mexicana. Cualquier hombre caerá a tus pies o caerá de chones si preferís tú clavarles algo. Este poder dura solo hasta la media noche y/o hasta agotar stock. Agitese antes de usar. No aplicar directamente a los ojos.

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gracias a Rey Lince
#7
01 Nov 18
Estornuda , seguro que se asustan y despiertan . 
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#8
01 Nov 18
yo uso dos frases infalibles segun lo que quiera

1º. si quiero que se aleje de algo/alguien--> grito SALCHICHAAAAAASSSSSS y se queda vuelto loco
2º. si quiero que me deje tranquila y se vaya un poquito de mi vera (se pega mucho)---> grito A LA CALLEEEEEEEEEE y sale escopetao a la puerta
 
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#9
01 Nov 18
(01 Nov 18)Byshark escribió: yo uso dos frases infalibles segun lo que quiera

1º. si quiero que se aleje de algo/alguien--> grito SALCHICHAAAAAASSSSSS y se queda vuelto loco
2º. si quiero que me deje tranquila y se vaya un poquito de mi vera (se pega mucho)---> grito A LA CALLEEEEEEEEEE y sale escopetao a la puerta

jajajaja salchichas XD
yo a mi perrita le daba palomitas XD y le gustaban XD


nota: si no responde es por que murio aplastado por su perro xD
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Don Ruge de la Grrr dijo:
Te otorgo hoy, Ari de GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, oficialmente, y de forma precoz, el poder absoluto sexual.
Esto quiere decir, que desde ahora y pa' delante, te haces una Esperanza Gomez mexicana. Cualquier hombre caerá a tus pies o caerá de chones si preferís tú clavarles algo. Este poder dura solo hasta la media noche y/o hasta agotar stock. Agitese antes de usar. No aplicar directamente a los ojos.

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gracias a Rey Lince
#10
01 Nov 18
El perro se levantó entre bostezos, lo que no se levanta ya son mis piernas.
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